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Just when we thought the sex toy industry couldn't get any more creative, we stumbled across this bizarre invention: a vibrating bike seat.

And on the other side is you.

Instead of "kind of sexy," we have a cartoon from the mind of Walt Disney's parasitic twin who never grew arms long enough with which to masturbate.

Because that's exactly what was missing from your workout…more orgasms.

Homie brazenly offers Alex to ride his big black cock instead of that dildo.

Imagine that, only now the Road Runner is only putting his dick in the hole.

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Beyond sticking fingers in the barrel of guns and having your own face blown off or being lit on fire in such a way that only your blinking eyes remain, nothing is quite as cartoony as the ass flower.

It's not what you think; it's piss, spit, or a cigar.

And quite honestly, that's a boundary I very comfortable with not pushing.