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We all have our blonde streaks but you used the whole bottle of dye! To discover more amazing secrets about living your best life, to sign up for our FREE daily newsletter! read more They were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater, having had a break-in in the past, they turned on a nightlight and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard.

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I patiently replied, "Hey, it's genetics.

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87 Is it your job to spread ignorance? Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

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Was that comment meant to offend me? First of all, you need to understand that it takes someone who is to bring other people down, because it makes them feel less bad about themselves — it is not about you.

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At fat camp, the guys have bigger boobs• Be ready with a comeback like, "My legs are longer than the patience which I have for your jokes".